The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that”
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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.
What’s the difference between tuna, a piano and glue? – You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna.
What is the difference between tuna a piano and glue? you can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna. (the person you ask should say what about the glue) response: I knew you would get stuck there.
what does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in comen? you can tune a piano but you can’t piano a tuna? but what about the glue said bob I ? new you would get stuck on that
I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.
looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
someone eats glew and tells the other, “Sorry, cant stick around.”
A happy mother : " Why is your sister so quiet!?!, AND HOW DID YOU GET SUPER GLUE STUCK ON YOUR PENIS!?!"
what do you call a train that carries glue? a glue glue train!
i put a glue in a man :)
glue is sticky
some people call them glue sticks but they"re blue sticks
So I was making slime so I put glue, and a lil’ pump of lotion and slime activator. Ahah lil pump get it"
Yo momma so fat she glues together rags as clothes.
What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue? You can tuna piano but you can piano a tuna. What happened to the glue? I knew you would get stuck on that