The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.

I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.

What’s the difference between tuna, a piano and glue? – You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna.

A happy mother : " Why is your sister so quiet!?!, AND HOW DID YOU GET SUPER GLUE STUCK ON YOUR P....!?!"

What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue? You can tuna piano but you can piano a tuna. What happened to the glue? I knew you would get stuck on that

Yo momma so fat she glues together rags as clothes.

i put a glue in a man :)

glue is sticky

hahahahahhhahaha

So I was making slime so I put glue, and a lil’ pump of lotion and slime activator. Ahah lil pump get it"

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