The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
What’s the difference between tuna, a piano and glue? – You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna.
A happy mother : " Why is your sister so quiet!?!, AND HOW DID YOU GET SUPER GLUE STUCK ON YOUR P....!?!"
What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue? You can tuna piano but you can piano a tuna. What happened to the glue? I knew you would get stuck on that
So I was making slime so I put glue, and a lil’ pump of lotion and slime activator. Ahah lil pump get it"