John Cena jokes

Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!

Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.

What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?

Hey, man.

My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.

Asian conversation:

Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?

Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?

Person 1: I've bing chilling.

John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.

I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.

Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.

What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"

Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.

What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!

John Cena.

This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.

But I realized I can't see him. LOL!

Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.

Son: No way, you can’t see him though.

Mom: God!

Son: What?

Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).

Son: Also because I’m John Cena.

Mom: Where, where’d ya go?

John Cena: Hey, Mom.

Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.