John Cena jokes

John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.

I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.

Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.

What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"

My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.

What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!

What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?

Hey, man.

Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.

This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.

But I realized I can't see him. LOL!

Asian conversation:

Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?

Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?

Person 1: I've bing chilling.

Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.

John Cena.

Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!

Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.

Son: No way, you can’t see him though.

Mom: God!

Son: What?

Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).

Son: Also because I’m John Cena.

Mom: Where, where’d ya go?

John Cena: Hey, Mom.

Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.

What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?

Cocaine.

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"