A friend of mine chews gum, lays back to yawn, then chokes on the gum. Then I said, "God, what, you choking on dick?"
Choking Hazard
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Explain Bear
Listen up, smartie pants. This joke is about a guy whose friend choked on some gum. Instead of asking if he's okay, the joker asks if he's choking on a dick. Get it? It's funny because it's unexpected and kinda vulgar. You probably don't get it because you are a mouth breather and can't chew gum.