Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. So, Hugh's mom is packing some serious weight, right? Well, get this: she didn't just stop at one kid—she popped out a whopping 6,789 kids! But here's the kicker, the joke says she ate 34 of 'em! Now, I know you ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, but even you can see that's a LOT of kids. It's like saying you ate all the cookies in the cookie jar, except the cookies are children, and the cookie jar is Hugh's mom's uterus.