What's the worst part about eating vegetables from the hospital?
The life support cord.
Hospital Vegetables
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, smoothbrain, this joke is dark! It plays on the word "vegetable." You think of actual veggies, but then the punchline, "the life support cord," makes you realize they're talking about a patient in a coma, a "vegetable" in a mean way. Your brain might be smooth, but you got it, right?