im not suicidal im just speedrunning life
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.
A depressing but satisfying victory.
jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter
please like this. i bet my friend 20 bucks that i would get to 15 likes before him
Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: why? Friend: I'm color blind
you call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.
Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.
If it's true what they say and I quote; "God never gives you more than you can handle"
Then you should pray to those who didn't, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.
“Wanna play the rape game?”
“No!!!!”
“That’s the spirit!”
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these and he replies with "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
We can't go under it... We can't go over it...
We have to go through it!
Drop me in afghanistan with a dodge challenger super stock, a mexican named jose, a 6 pack of dr.pepper, a golden scar, a pack of chimichangas and a M4A1 and ill have the taliban saying the pledge of allegence in 4 hours.
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
hey guys wish me luck on my game AI-Nassr vs RaedAl-Raed. and i have 604 million followers on instagram but we are not gonna be able to beat that but can we get to 69 followers please and thankyou
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft
Technoblade: Speedruns Life
At every funeral it's a try-not-to-say-big-mood-challenge for me
I used to have a fear of hurdles
But I got over it
How do you create the worlds quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gaschamber.
Me: wanna play a game Sister: ya, what is it Me: tic tac toe Sister:? Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve Me: tic tac toe
My doctor said "you have 1year to live"
I said " you wanna bet"
Bam a gun shot
