Health jokes
Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need?
A: Tumor.
What's worse than Aaron with Down syndrome?
Aaron with a rope.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises?
Your mum.
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair. 😑
Memes
I pregnoot.
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."