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Health Jokes
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
Did you hear about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra?
I got so bad about cutting myself every time I went to the bathroom, I wanted to break my jacket zipper off and use that!
A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
