Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Duck's Drug Run
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about wordplay, see? A "quack" can be the sound a duck makes, but it also sounds like "crack", which is a type of drug. So, the duck isn't going to a doctor; it's going to buy drugs, ya dig? Now, I bet you go to the doctor every day, and I bet you have webbed feet too, just like that duck!