Health jokes
If laughter is contagious, Kris's jokes are immunity.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
Memes
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.
That’s like 20 years from now, I said.
He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.
You fighting? More like you're dying!
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.
Why drink water and not bleach?
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
Weirdo: I'm too high to die!
Me: You'll just fall harder.