Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that.
Health Jokes
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Less depresso, more espresso, I'm still depressed, but now I'm fast.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
Back bent.
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
Alles tut weh.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
Why did the stick fall?
Because he is a stick man.
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
But apparently there is something in your heart, so I already have scissors in my heart.
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.
