Health jokes
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.
That’s like 20 years from now, I said.
He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.
You fighting? More like you're dying!
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
Memes
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.
Why drink water and not bleach?
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
Weirdo: I'm too high to die!
Me: You'll just fall harder.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.