When you pull out, but the baby's face turns blue.
The patient says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say."
The doctor says, "Next, please."
Do this on a calculator.
There was this girl who was (13) but she wanted to be (84) but she was (45) but the dr said (0) he said take these tablets (2x) a day but she took them (4x) a day and she ended up boobless
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
Comment if you're not vaccinated and don't plan to be!
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
What did the tissue wear?
A shoe.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
A butt saw the toilet and said, "Shit, I'm sick!"
I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but their family died.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
Vaseline
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!
