Health jokes
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
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Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"
Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
no thank u for sleeping
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day.
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
Repeat after me: shut up; shut up; I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.