Health jokes
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote," one of my best friends would still be alive.
Have you ever heard of hearing aids?
Yeah, me neither.
What do you call a body without a nose?
Nobody knows.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to Dr. Pepper for a check up.
Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.
Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
One day I visited my friend in a hospital.
I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"
Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.
I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!
For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!