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Bozo

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first person asks, "Hi how old are you?" The second person replies "14" and asks, "Bout' you?" The first person replies, "You're so young. I'm 32 yrs old. But age is just a number" with an emoji. The second person says, "Yeah... you know what else is a number?" followed by "911".

Rockship2910

What happened to my screen...

The image shows a blue computer screen with a simple face made of parentheses, dots, and an underscore. Below the face are the words "I don't know WHAT the fuck is going on." This is followed by "Good luck searching for it online though." and "Here's a useless number that Google has no results for. Try Bing."

AG3.0

Bozo

A green frog is shown with pink hearts surrounding it, and the text “OH YOU'RE RICH? NAME EVERY NUMBER ON YOUR CREDIT CARD” is superimposed on the image.

AG

The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows a person with short pink hair and glasses saying 'THERE ARE 76 GENDERS'. The bottom panel shows Rick Harrison from Pawn Stars, looking at the camera and saying 'BEST I CAN DO IS 2'.

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

welp u alr know what it is

The image is a four-panel collage. The first panel shows a store with a sign that says '6 ELEVEN'. The second panel shows a '7-ELEVEN' store. The third panel shows a '8 ELEVEN CONVENIENCE STORE'. The fourth panel shows the 9/11 terrorist attack.

LoserIsPro

Funny Test Answers #7

A math test question with four sub-questions. Each sub-question asks to insert < or > between two numbers. Instead of inserting < or >, a student wrote or in each line.

《 rmk 》

"but age is just a number" 🤣

A text message conversation. The first person asks "Hi, how old are you?" The second person replies "14", the first person says "You're so young. I'm 32 yrs old. But age is just a number." The second replies "Yeah...you know what else is a number?" with the number 911 below.

Flappy.

A person is holding many phones in their hands with the text "Block my number b**ch I dare you" on the top of the image.

Wade

Spider-Man and Deadpool are sitting at desks in a classroom. Spider-Man is writing on his test with a pen. Deadpool is writing with scissors. There is text that reads: "Pssst, spidey, what'd you get for number seven?" "Dude, shut up! I don't wanna get in trouble!" "I got Waterloo." "This is a math test!" Are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors.

Erichh

Friends who can't speak german always ask why my passwort is 19275716817...

The image shows a person's face, overlaid with a table containing chemical elements and their atomic weights, as they appear in the periodic table.

Willy b

The image shows the back of a brown hoodie. The design on the back has a stylized American flag with red stripes and a text saying 'All faster than dialing 911' written in white. To the right, there is a list of bullet calibers next to their respective bullet shape.

LoserIsPro

I was rolling dice online and this is the first two I get

Two red ten-sided dice with the numbers 9 and 11 are displayed on a screen. The total is 20. Below, there is a button labeled "Roll".

LoserIsPro

me rn : hold up, wait a minute, something ain’t right

The image shows a calculation. 9 + 1 + 1 is displayed with the result below. The result of the calculation is given as 911.

原田

The image shows a statue of a person with their head in their hands. Text above the image says: "SIX without 'S' is 9".

Unfunny

so we got 6-11, 7-11, 8-11...

The image shows four panels. The top left shows a storefront with "6 ELEVEN" sign. The top right shows a similar storefront with "7 ELEVEN" sign and people inside. The bottom left panel shows a close-up of a storefront with a "8 ELEVEN" sign written in both English and Japanese. The bottom right panel shows an image of the Twin Towers on fire. There is a text "imgflip.com" visible at the bottom left corner.

Cahyani Ambara

Values be like for alphabets:

The image shows the text "OH NO!! X FORGOT HIS VALUE AGAIN!!" in large red letters at the top, followed by the text "I (Four) need your help finding it again. I think the digits on your parents' credit card may help us find the solution! HURRY! WE NEED TO HELP X!" below in black letters on a blurred grey background. In the lower right, there are two cartoon figures. On the left side is a blue character shaped like a number 4. Next to the 4 is a yellow figure shaped like an X, who appears distressed and is crying.

mal

A screenshot of a text message exchange with two people. The first person initiates with "oooo yayyyy" and "hey babe" followed by "Hey what baby?". The second person replies with "do you know what numbers better than 69?". The first person replies "What?" and the second responds with "88". The first person asks "Oooo. Whys that?" The second person responds with "cus you get ate twice". The first person says "Ooo thats good" and both follow with "ahahahahaha" and "Hahahahaha".

MU’S BEST FRIEND

DOGE POKÉMON CARD!!!

A hand holds up a custom Doge Pokémon card. The text on the card includes “Such Pokimans,” “Much Atak, Wow,” “Such Takedown,” and “Much triple kick”. Text above and below the card says: “I will never lose again.”

GG Miller

didn't fall for number 6 7 and 5

The image lists "10 THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU" with a list of funny observations, and a minion looking surprised. The list reads: "1) You are reading this. 2) You are human. 3) You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips. 4) You just tried to do it. 6) You are laughing at yourself. 7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5. 8) You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9) You laugh at this because you are an idiot (but everyone else does it too, if that makes you feel any better). 10) You are going to repin this to see who else falls for it."

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