Health jokes
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I see you, I see you; you would have to work out.
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.
Memes
no thank u for sleeping
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Suicide squad.