I've been taking Viagras for sunburn.
It keeps the sheets off my bed at night!
Health Jokes
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
Why is 2020 the worst year? Because COVID-19!
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
Sally fell off the swing.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Sally.
My mental health.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
Did you hear about the roofer who went to the doctor? He had shingles.
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.
