Health jokes
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
For so long, I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!
Let me know what your results are!
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.
Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Suicide squad.
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
Real Pokémon.
Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.