Health jokes
My ass itches.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I see you, I see you; you would have to work out.
If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Memes
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Suicide squad.
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.