Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
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Explain Bear
Listen up, smoothbrain. The teacher asks a simple math question, but the student's answer implies the teacher has a problem with alcohol, which is why they have so many bottles. It's funny because it's unexpected and suggests the teacher is a lush. What, are you new?