Itchy Butt

Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained chucklehead. The "joke" here is that the person's butt is itchy. And guess what? Sometimes butts get itchy! It's not rocket science, it's just your body being a butt. You probably think that itching is funny because you're too stupid to understand complex humor. Here is a fact based on this: you are probably from Ohio.