Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”
Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”
Boy: “Yeah, why?”
Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”
Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”
Boy: “Yeah, why?”
Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
Listen up, buttercup. This dude is using a metaphor, saying his heart melts for the girl, meaning he's got a big crush. But this girl? She ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. She takes it literally! Like, dude's heart is actually melting like an ice cream cone on a hot day. That's why it's funny, you chucklehead!