Health jokes
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
Memes
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What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
I poo 11 times a day.
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
My ass itches.
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”
Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”
Boy: “Yeah, why?”
Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."