Health jokes
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! 🦎
I C U P works on 88% of people.
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
Memes
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
I poo 11 times a day.
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."