Morning

Anonymous

In the morning, I become a cereal killer.

Cake

Anonymous

What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.

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Mug

Anonymous

Why did the coffee file a police report??

  • because it got mugged

Egg

Anonymous

A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.”

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Day

the chef

They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if its poisoned.

then the antidote becomes the most important

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Eating

Anonymous

How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!

Eating

Anonymous

What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes.

Coffee

Anonymous mouse

I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don’t

Rabbit

Anonymous

Where do rabbits eat breakfast? – IHOP.

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Man

Anonymous

One day there were two muffins in an oven, one of the muffins said, “man its hot in here.” The other one said “Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!”

Puns

lechezy_KID101

What do cats eat for breakfast???

mice krispies

Puns

Lily Wolf

The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon)-Don’t go bacon my heart (Egg)-I couldn’t if I fried

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Cow

Anonymous

What do cows eat for breakfast? – Moosli.

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Cannibal

Anonymous

What does the cannibal get after a one night stand? Breakfast in bed!

Eating

Abercrombie and Fitch

I didn’t eat breakfast because I’m starving myself

Killer

Nikita Reeves

What does a serial killer make for breakfast?

Scrambled leggs and toest.

Knight

fat black guy

Which one of Lord Arthur’s knights invented the round table.

Sir Cumference

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French

Anonymous

*I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast any time” so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.― Steven Wright

Night

Anonymous

It was 7:00am when Billy ran downstairs after a long night of sleep, he got to the kitchen where his mother and father sat, “What would you like for breakfast?” Billy’s mom asked politely, Billy replied with “whatever dad gave you last night in your bedroom would be great! You seemed to like it very much!”

Hell

CHUCK

The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread, The Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed.

Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away, The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today