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They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if its poisoned.

then the antidote becomes the most important

What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.

In the morning, I become a cereal killer.

How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!

Where do rabbits eat breakfast? – IHOP.

A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.”

mcdonalds :)

Why did the coffee file a police report??

  • because it got mugged

What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes.

One day there were two muffins in an oven, one of the muffins said, “man its hot in here.” The other one said “Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!”

did you try the digital egg padlock? because it is very easy to crack the code.

Today, my mother was making breakfast. As she was tired, my brother asked if there was anything to do today. She responded with a list: -take out the trash -clean your room -Make lunch and be sure to butter the electrical sockets. That’s all sweetie! Explain= You can’t butter a electrical socket

What do cows eat for breakfast? – Moosli.

The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon)-Don’t go bacon my heart (Egg)-I couldn’t if I fried

p=person (not original ‘‘pun’’)

p1:hey girl p2: i got a bf! p1: well i got a lamborghini aventador, a bugatti super sports, a yacht and a private plane. p2: bf stand for breakfast. p2: oh and also where did you get all that stuff? p1:gta5 p2: you motherf...er!!! (communications with this person are now blocked)

Where did the cake 🥞 sleep 💤 on the stove? In a pan.

What does Steven hawking eat for breakfast his shoulder

Which one of Lord Arthur’s knights invented the round table.

Sir Cumference

It was 7:00am when Billy ran downstairs after a long night of sleep, he got to the kitchen where his mother and father sat, “What would you like for breakfast?” Billy’s mom asked politely, Billy replied with “whatever dad gave you last night in your bedroom would be great! You seemed to like it very much!”

What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?

Korn Flakes.