In the morning, I become a cereal killer.

What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.

They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if its poisoned.

then the antidote becomes the most important

How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!

What does the cannibal get after a one night stand? Breakfast in bed!

One day there were two muffins in an oven, one of the muffins said, “man its hot in here.” The other one said “Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!”

The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon)-Don’t go bacon my heart (Egg)-I couldn’t if I fried

Why did the coffee file a police report??

• because it got mugged

A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.”

I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don’t

What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes.

Where do rabbits eat breakfast? – IHOP.

Which one of Lord Arthur’s knights invented the round table.

Sir Cumference

What do cows eat for breakfast? – Moosli.

It was 7:00am when Billy ran downstairs after a long night of sleep, he got to the kitchen where his mother and father sat, “What would you like for breakfast?” Billy’s mom asked politely, Billy replied with “whatever dad gave you last night in your bedroom would be great! You seemed to like it very much!”

What do cats eat for breakfast???

mice krispies

*I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast any time” so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.― Steven Wright

What did the one-handed man have for breakfast this morning?

Finger food

What does a serial killer make for breakfast?

Scrambled leggs and toest.

The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread, The Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed.

Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away, The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today