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They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if its poisoned.

then the antidote becomes the most important

What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.

Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house? A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.

In the morning, I become a cereal killer.

How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!

Where do rabbits eat breakfast? – IHOP.

Why did the coffee file a police report??

  • because it got mugged

A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.”

What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes.

mcdonalds :)

What did the one-handed man have for breakfast this morning?

Finger food

I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don’t

The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon)-Don’t go bacon my heart (Egg)-I couldn’t if I fried

did you try the digital egg padlock? because it is very easy to crack the code.

What do cows eat for breakfast? – Moosli.

One day there were two muffins in an oven, one of the muffins said, “man its hot in here.” The other one said “Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!”

Today, my mother was making breakfast. As she was tired, my brother asked if there was anything to do today. She responded with a list: -take out the trash -clean your room -Make lunch and be sure to butter the electrical sockets. That’s all sweetie! Explain= You can’t butter a electrical socket

What does the cannibal get after a one night stand? Breakfast in bed!

Where did the cake 🥞 sleep 💤 on the stove? In a pan.

Which one of Lord Arthur’s knights invented the round table.

Sir Cumference