What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
Where do rabbits eat breakfast?
IHOP.
What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Because it got mugged.
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together.
In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, "No".
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school."
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
She replies, "No."
Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school."
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
His mom says "No."
He asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His Mom replies, "Ok, do tell me what you think?"
He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."
One day, there were two muffins in an oven. One of the muffins said, "Man, it's hot in here." The other one said, "Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!"
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if it's poisoned.
Then the antidote becomes the most important.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
What do cats eat for breakfast?
"Mice Krispies!"
A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."
I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't.
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table.
Sir Cumference
Amber Heard's Morning Routine
Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.
What does the cannibal get after a one night stand?
Breakfast in bed!
Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli.
The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon) - Don't go bacon my heart.
(Egg) - I couldn't if I fried.
I got up one day; my neighbor was in my house and was going to take me and my mom out. I showed my mom and my neighbor a trick. They both liked it. I asked my neighbor, "Do you know any tricks?" He said, "Yes, in matter of fact, I could tell you what your mom had for breakfast." I said, "How?" Well, my neighbor licked my mom's ass and ate her pussy out in front of me. He told me my mom had pancakes. So we were in the car; I asked my neighbor, "How did you know what my mom had pancakes for breakfast?" My neighbor said, "Well, that is what your mom made me while we were waiting for you to get up."
What does a serial killer make for breakfast?
Scrambled legs and toes.
