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Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house? A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.

They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if its poisoned.

then the antidote becomes the most important

In the morning, I become a cereal killer.

What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.

How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!

Where do rabbits eat breakfast? – IHOP.

A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.”

What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes.

mcdonalds :)

Why did the coffee file a police report??

  • because it got mugged

did you try the digital egg padlock? because it is very easy to crack the code.

The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon)-Don’t go bacon my heart (Egg)-I couldn’t if I fried

Today, my mother was making breakfast. As she was tired, my brother asked if there was anything to do today. She responded with a list: -take out the trash -clean your room -Make lunch and be sure to butter the electrical sockets. That’s all sweetie! Explain= You can’t butter a electrical socket

One day there were two muffins in an oven, one of the muffins said, “man its hot in here.” The other one said “Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!”

What do cows eat for breakfast? – Moosli.

What does the cannibal get after a one night stand? Breakfast in bed!

Where did the cake 🥞 sleep 💤 on the stove? In a pan.

Which one of Lord Arthur’s knights invented the round table.

Sir Cumference

What does Steven hawking eat for breakfast his shoulder

It was 7:00am when Billy ran downstairs after a long night of sleep, he got to the kitchen where his mother and father sat, “What would you like for breakfast?” Billy’s mom asked politely, Billy replied with “whatever dad gave you last night in your bedroom would be great! You seemed to like it very much!”