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They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if its poisoned.

then the antidote becomes the most important

What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.

Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house? A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.

In the morning, I become a cereal killer.

How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!

Where do rabbits eat breakfast? – IHOP.

Why did the coffee file a police report??

  • because it got mugged

I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don’t

What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes.

The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon)-Don’t go bacon my heart (Egg)-I couldn’t if I fried

A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.”

mcdonalds :)

What did the one-handed man have for breakfast this morning?

Finger food

What does the cannibal get after a one night stand? Breakfast in bed!

One day there were two muffins in an oven, one of the muffins said, “man its hot in here.” The other one said “Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!”

did you try the digital egg padlock? because it is very easy to crack the code.

What do cows eat for breakfast? – Moosli.

What do orphans use to make breakfast…- my ass🤣🤣

According to all known laws of aviation,

there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow! Let’s shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!


Hang on a second.


  • Barry?
  • Adam?
  • Oan you believe this is happening?
  • I can’t. I’ll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.

Sorry. I’m excited.

Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B’s.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

  • You got lint on your fuzz.
  • Ow! That’s me!
  • Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000.
  • Bye!

Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

Which one of Lord Arthur’s knights invented the round table.

Sir Cumference