They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if its poisoned.

then the antidote becomes the most important

What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.

In the morning, I become a cereal killer.

Why did the coffee file a police report??

  • because it got mugged

I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don’t

How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!

Where do rabbits eat breakfast? – IHOP.

Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house? A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.

mcdonalds :)

What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes.

The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon)-Don’t go bacon my heart (Egg)-I couldn’t if I fried

A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.”

One day there were two muffins in an oven, one of the muffins said, “man its hot in here.” The other one said “Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!”

What do cows eat for breakfast? – Moosli.

What does the cannibal get after a one night stand? Breakfast in bed!

did you try the digital egg padlock? because it is very easy to crack the code.

What did the one-handed man have for breakfast this morning?

Finger food

Which one of Lord Arthur’s knights invented the round table.

Sir C..ference

Where did the cake 🥞 sleep 💤 on the stove? In a pan.

Today, my mother was making breakfast. As she was tired, my brother asked if there was anything to do today. She responded with a list: -take out the trash -clean your room -Make lunch and be sure to butter the electrical sockets. That’s all sweetie! Explain= You can’t butter a electrical socket