The 90+ Best Breakfast Jokes

What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes.

Where do rabbits eat breakfast? -- IHOP.

Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school." Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" His mom says "No." He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His Mom replies, "Ok, do tell me what you think?" He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."

What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.

Why did the coffee file a police report??

- because it got mugged

What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.

One day there were two muffins in an oven, one of the muffins said, "man its hot in here." The other one said "Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!"

How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!

What do cats eat for breakfast???????????

mice krispies

I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't

They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if its poisoned.

then the antidote becomes the most important

A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."

In the morning, I become a cereal killer.

Amber Heard’s Morning Routine

Wake Up Eat Breakfast Take a Shit Get Out of Bed

I got up one day my neighbor was in my house and was going to take me, and my mom out. I show my mom and my neighbor a trick. They both liked it. I ask my neighbor do you know any tricks he said yes, in matter of fact I could tell you what your mom had for breakfast. I said how well my neighbor lick my mom ass, and ate her pussy out in front me. He told me my mom had pancakes. So we were in the car I ask my neighbor How did you know what my mom had pancakes for breakfast. My neighbor said well that is what your mom made me while we were waiting for you to get up.