What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
Where do rabbits eat breakfast? – IHOP.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if its poisoned.
then the antidote becomes the most important
Why did the coffee file a police report??
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
Fred and Mary got married, but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred’s parent’s home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred’s little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, “No”. Johnny asks, “Do you know what I think?” His mom replies, “I don’t want to hear what you think! Just go to school.” Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, “Are Fred and Mary up yet?” She replies, “No.” Johnny says, “Do you know what I think?” His mom replies, “Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school.” After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, “Are Fred and Mary up yet?” His mom says “No.” He asks, “Do you know what I think?” His Mom replies, “Ok, do tell me what you think?” He says: “Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue.”
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.”
One day there were two muffins in an oven, one of the muffins said, “man its hot in here.” The other one said “Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!”
Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli
What do cows eat for breakfast? – Moosli.
What does the cannibal get after a one night stand? Breakfast in bed!
A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast”
I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don’t
What do cats eat for breakfast???
mice krispies
The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon)-Don’t go bacon my heart (Egg)-I couldn’t if I fried
The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread, The Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed.
Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away, The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today
Kid. What is an orphans favorite breakfast? Teacher. What? Kid. Fruity pebbles with water Teacher. Why water? Kid. Cause it’s dad never came back with the milk