Breakfast Jokes

Eating

Anonymous

What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes.

Animal

Anonymous

Where do rabbits eat breakfast? -- IHOP.

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uh no

in Little Johnny

Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school." Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" His mom says "No." He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His Mom replies, "Ok, do tell me what you think?" He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."

Animal

Anonymous

What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.

Police

Anonymous

Why did the coffee file a police report??

- because it got mugged

Puns

Anonymous

What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.

Man

Anonymous

One day there were two muffins in an oven, one of the muffins said, "man its hot in here." The other one said "Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!"

Eating

Anonymous

How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!

Anonymous mouse

I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't

the chef

They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if its poisoned.

then the antidote becomes the most important

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Bar

Anonymous

A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."

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Morning

Anonymous

In the morning, I become a cereal killer.

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Donut

Amber Heard’s Morning Routine

Wake Up Eat Breakfast Take a Shit Get Out of Bed

Anonymous 321

I got up one day my neighbor was in my house and was going to take me, and my mom out. I show my mom and my neighbor a trick. They both liked it. I ask my neighbor do you know any tricks he said yes, in matter of fact I could tell you what your mom had for breakfast. I said how well my neighbor lick my mom ass, and ate her pussy out in front me. He told me my mom had pancakes. So we were in the car I ask my neighbor How did you know what my mom had pancakes for breakfast. My neighbor said well that is what your mom made me while we were waiting for you to get up.

Break

Anonymous

crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me- EGG

Jako

Why did the cow have for breakfast?

Answer: Muesli

fat black guy

Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table.

Sir Cumference

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Lily Wolf

in Puns

The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon)-Don't go bacon my heart (Egg)-I couldn't if I fried

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Cannibal

Anonymous

What does the cannibal get after a one night stand? Breakfast in bed!