In the morning, I become a cereal killer.

What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.

They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if its poisoned.

then the antidote becomes the most important

The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon)-Don’t go bacon my heart (Egg)-I couldn’t if I fried

What does the cannibal get after a one night stand? Breakfast in bed!

Where do rabbits eat breakfast? – IHOP.

How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!

I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don’t

What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes.

Why did the coffee file a police report??

  • because it got mugged

A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.”

One day there were two muffins in an oven, one of the muffins said, “man its hot in here.” The other one said “Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!”

Which one of Lord Arthur’s knights invented the round table.

Sir Cumference

What do cows eat for breakfast? – Moosli.

did you try the digital egg padlock? because it is very easy to crack the code.

What do cats eat for breakfast???

mice krispies

It was 7:00am when Billy ran downstairs after a long night of sleep, he got to the kitchen where his mother and father sat, “What would you like for breakfast?” Billy’s mom asked politely, Billy replied with “whatever dad gave you last night in your bedroom would be great! You seemed to like it very much!”

Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house? A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.

Knock knock Who’s there Dumplin Dumplin who Dumplin the killer

There was once a kid named Timmy. His father & mother went to bed one night and didn’t hear or see Timmy come with them. They all get under the covers Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood curdling scream. “MOMMY WATCH OUT THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!” And he proceeds to say, “DON’T WORRY MOMMY I’LL GET IT!” And he takes his fathers penis in his mouth and chomps down. Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.