Morning

Anonymous

In the morning, I become a cereal killer.

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Puns

Anonymous

What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.

Poison

the chef

They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if its poisoned.

then the antidote becomes the most important

Eating

Anonymous

What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes.

Mug

Anonymous

Why did the coffee file a police report??

  • because it got mugged

Animal

Anonymous

Where do rabbits eat breakfast? – IHOP.

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Eating

Anonymous

How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!

Bar

Anonymous

A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.”

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Little Johnny

uh no

Fred and Mary got married, but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred’s parent’s home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred’s little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, “No”. Johnny asks, “Do you know what I think?” His mom replies, “I don’t want to hear what you think! Just go to school.” Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, “Are Fred and Mary up yet?” She replies, “No.” Johnny says, “Do you know what I think?” His mom replies, “Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school.” After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, “Are Fred and Mary up yet?” His mom says “No.” He asks, “Do you know what I think?” His Mom replies, “Ok, do tell me what you think?” He says: “Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue.”

Man

Anonymous

One day there were two muffins in an oven, one of the muffins said, “man its hot in here.” The other one said “Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!”

Coffee

Anonymous mouse

I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don’t

Puns

lechezy_KID101

What do cats eat for breakfast???

mice krispies

Animal

Anonymous

What do cows eat for breakfast? – Moosli.

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Cannibal

Anonymous

What does the cannibal get after a one night stand? Breakfast in bed!

Puns

Lily Wolf

The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon)-Don’t go bacon my heart (Egg)-I couldn’t if I fried

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Eating

breakfastsucks.com.au

y do people eat cereal for breakfast?

because why not.

Hell

CHUCK

The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread, The Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed.

Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away, The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today

Cow

Jako

Why did the cow have for breakfast?

Answer: Muesli

Restaurant

Anonymous

*I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast any time” so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.― Steven Wright

Table

fat black guy

Which one of Lord Arthur’s knights invented the round table.

Sir Cumference

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