Morning

Anonymous

In the morning, I become a cereal killer.

Puns

Anonymous

What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.

Day

the chef

They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if its poisoned.

then the antidote becomes the most important

Eating

Anonymous

How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!

Cannibal

Anonymous

What does the cannibal get after a one night stand? Breakfast in bed!

Man

Anonymous

One day there were two muffins in an oven, one of the muffins said, “man its hot in here.” The other one said “Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!”

Puns

Lily Wolf

The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon)-Don’t go bacon my heart (Egg)-I couldn’t if I fried

Mug

Anonymous

Why did the coffee file a police report??

  • because it got mugged

Egg

Anonymous

A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.”

Coffee

Anonymous mouse

I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don’t

Eating

Anonymous

What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes.

Rabbit

Anonymous

Where do rabbits eat breakfast? – IHOP.

Knight

fat black guy

Which one of Lord Arthur’s knights invented the round table.

Sir Cumference

Cow

Anonymous

What do cows eat for breakfast? – Moosli.

Politics

Anonymous

It was 7:00am when Billy ran downstairs after a long night of sleep, he got to the kitchen where his mother and father sat, “What would you like for breakfast?” Billy’s mom asked politely, Billy replied with “whatever dad gave you last night in your bedroom would be great! You seemed to like it very much!”

Puns

lechezy_KID101

What do cats eat for breakfast???

mice krispies

French

Anonymous

*I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast any time” so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.― Steven Wright

Morning

Anonymous

What did the one-handed man have for breakfast this morning?

Finger food

Make

Nikita Reeves

What does a serial killer make for breakfast?

Scrambled leggs and toest.

Hell

CHUCK

The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread, The Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed.

Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away, The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today

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