Breakfast Jokes

Anonymous

What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes.

Anonymous
in Puns

What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.

Anonymous
in Animal

Where do rabbits eat breakfast? – IHOP.

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the chef

They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if its poisoned.

then the antidote becomes the most important

Anonymous

Why did the coffee file a police report??

  • because it got mugged
Anonymous

In the morning, I become a cereal killer.

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uh no
in Little Johnny

Fred and Mary got married, but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred’s parent’s home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred’s little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, “No”. Johnny asks, “Do you know what I think?” His mom replies, “I don’t want to hear what you think! Just go to school.” Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, “Are Fred and Mary up yet?” She replies, “No.” Johnny says, “Do you know what I think?” His mom replies, “Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school.” After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, “Are Fred and Mary up yet?” His mom says “No.” He asks, “Do you know what I think?” His Mom replies, “Ok, do tell me what you think?” He says: “Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue.”

Anonymous

How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!

Anonymous
in Bar

A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.”

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Anonymous

One day there were two muffins in an oven, one of the muffins said, “man its hot in here.” The other one said “Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!”

Jako

Why did the cow have for breakfast?

Answer: Muesli

Anonymous
in Animal

What do cows eat for breakfast? – Moosli.

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Anonymous
in Cannibal

What does the cannibal get after a one night stand? Breakfast in bed!

igloo and you

A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast”

Anonymous mouse

I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don’t

lechezy_KID101
in Puns

What do cats eat for breakfast???

mice krispies

Amber Heard’s Morning Routine

Wake Up Eat Breakfast Take a Shit Get Out of Bed

Lily Wolf
in Puns

The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon)-Don’t go bacon my heart (Egg)-I couldn’t if I fried

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CHUCK

The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread, The Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed.

Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away, The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today

Fluffybunny69
in Orphan

Kid. What is an orphans favorite breakfast? Teacher. What? Kid. Fruity pebbles with water Teacher. Why water? Kid. Cause it’s dad never came back with the milk