Breakfast

Breakfast Jokes

They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if its poisoned.

then the antidote becomes the most important

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Amber Heard’s Morning Routine

Wake Up Eat Breakfast Take a Shit Get Out of Bed

One day there were two muffins in an oven, one of the muffins said, "man its hot in here." The other one said "Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!"

A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."

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