They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if its poisoned.

then the antidote becomes the most important

In the morning, I become a cereal killer.

What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.

Where do rabbits eat breakfast? – IHOP.

How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!

did you try the digital egg padlock? because it is very easy to crack the code.

A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.”

What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes.

The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon)-Don’t go bacon my heart (Egg)-I couldn’t if I fried

What do cows eat for breakfast? – Moosli.

One day there were two muffins in an oven, one of the muffins said, “man its hot in here.” The other one said “Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!”

Which one of Lord Arthur’s knights invented the round table.

Sir Cumference

What does Steven hawking eat for breakfast his shoulder

What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?

Korn Flakes.

Where did the cake 🥞 sleep 💤 on the stove? In a pan.

What does Stephen hawking eat for his breakfast lunch and dinner

His shoulder

I wanted some breakfast, so I grabbed some Life cereal. I poured it, but lemons came out. So I said “Well, when life gives you lemons!”

What does cows eat for breakfast?? Steer cereal

It was 7:00am when Billy ran downstairs after a long night of sleep, he got to the kitchen where his mother and father sat, “What would you like for breakfast?” Billy’s mom asked politely, Billy replied with “whatever dad gave you last night in your bedroom would be great! You seemed to like it very much!”

A Boy asked his Dad : « Why didn’t you make love with my mom daddy ? » Dad : « Because I’m gay »

Son started making out with his daddy and sucking his daddy’s big peepee

Son : « W- Wait a minute… So how did i exist if you didn’t make love with my mom if you’re not straight ? » Dad : « Because you are not real and i didn’t even have a wife »

The Son Waked Up from his horrible nightmare And He looked so scared, he did leave his bed to check out his dad but he didn’t find his dad, until his dad entered the house and he said to his son : « Why you did look so worried I’m just bringing some food for breakfast » Son : « Well but why your hands is full of cum ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) » Dad : « Because i did it with you last night i did you forgot … » Son : « But it was a nightmare … »

Dad turns into a monster

Dad : « I’m your nightmare »

The Son waked up and he seemed too scared and he found himself beside his dad torturing him after he discovered he’s gay.

The Son with himself: « Wake up btch wake up btch !!! »

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When your at breakfast with disabled kids and you call your friends name and he thinks your disabled so he hurries the f... outta there.

wHAT DID I EAT FOR BREAKFAST YESTERDSAY?

10 YEAR OLDS

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