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I'm gonna make you eat this gold and then I'm gonna sink your ass into the ocean!

Registered on 11/18/2022 · 8 followers · Last active 2 years ago

Pov: You know when someone is talking shit about me.

A pixelated image of a black haired, white skinned character with red eyes. The character has a stoic expression. The image is on a black background. The text reads "Pov: You know when someone is talking shit about me."

PIZZA

A news headline states "Armed Pizza Hut Employee Shoots And Kills 1 of 3 Armed Robbers While Defending Himself & The Store". Below that, a person is wearing a pizza box on their head, a white apron with red spots, and holding a pizza peel. At the bottom, the text says, "Nobody out pizzas the hut".

What do you call a special police officer?

Officer down!

A flyer for a missing goldfish with the text "MISSING GOLDFISH" at the top. There's a picture of a goldfish below the title. The flyer also reads "Answers to 'Larry'", "Do not chase", "May become aggressive", and has a reward of "$0.15" and a phone number.

RIP

The image shows a split view of two anime characters. On the left is a person with long white hair sitting down, labeled "my clinical depression". On the right, a male anime character with short blonde hair is looking away, labeled "my family".

9/11

A map of part of Manhattan with a cartoon figure riding a plane. The text on the image says 'OMG WHERE HE FLYIN' and 'World Trade Center'.

Pov: me at school

The image shows two pictures. The first one shows a Spongebob popsicle that is in perfect condition. The second picture shows a Spongebob popsicle that is completely destroyed. Text above it says "Kill me" and below it says "PLEASE"

HOLD UP

A chat conversation between two people. One person asks not to make 9/11 memes because their dad died in 9/11. The other person apologizes. Then, the first person says their dad was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia. Below the chat is an image of a cartoon figure with the text "hold up".

The best snack

The image shows a goldfish cracker with a red circle and line in the middle, as if it was shot. The text above says, "SNAP THAT CHILD'S BACK", and the text below the cracker says, "GOLDFISH".

doggo

A dog with a frisbee hitting its face. The dog's eyes are closed and its mouth is open.

I think

A Lego figure is shown in an orange vest standing with arms out in a movie still. The text above the figure says, "Me asking my dad how I got 100% on the Autism Test even though I didn't practice for it:" The text at the bottom says, "...because you are The Special."

Im still alive and im going to make it everyones problem

The image shows two drawings of anime girls. The top image shows a girl holding a love letter with the text 'Notice me senpai' to the right. The bottom image shows a slightly different style of girl, holding a letter with the text 'Upperclassman, whom I admire, please acknowledge me'. Below that, more text is present 'To you, the gentleman within my age group, and grade range at our educational institute, I, the female speaking to you, have developed romantic feelings for you, and inquire you to indulge my desires by taking note of my presence.'

How Did this indian Know?

The image shows the Akinator guessing game with a cartoon genie-like character at the top and the text "I think of" followed by a picture of Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club, with the words "Monika" and "Doki Doki Literature Club" below. At the bottom are two buttons labeled 'Yes' and 'No'.

Yall Wanna Hangout?

A digital drawing of a person with red hair, red eyes, and a dark mouth. The image is pixelated and partially glitched with a dark red area in the middle.

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A block of black text on a white background describes someone's worry and possible fear. It mentions irregular heartbeat, heart palpitations, shortness of breath, chest pain, dizziness, pale skin, vomiting blood, and screams. It also mentions that someone's information was a lie and that something is horribly wrong with this family. The text concludes that Elyssa is screaming loudly.