I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.
Health Jokes
Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Parademic
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.
I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.
Your bitch has Covid-19.
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What did the horse say when his throat was sore?
I have a hoarse throat!
What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
