Am I the only one here that actually tried to kill myself 15 times and failed every time and landed up in the hospital every time?
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.
Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun...
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
It looks like your face was lit on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer!
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
