Health jokes
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.
Memes
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Parademic
Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
But apparently there is something in your heart, so I already have scissors in my heart.
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
Why did the stick fall?
Because he is a stick man.
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
Less depresso, more espresso, I'm still depressed, but now I'm fast.