Health jokes
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.
I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
Person: My left ear is ringing.
Friend: Then answer it!
Memes
Why just why
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.
That’s like 20 years from now, I said.
He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
Why drink water and not bleach?
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.