Health jokes
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
Memes
Random post #4
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Parademic
Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
But apparently there is something in your heart, so I already have scissors in my heart.
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
Why did the stick fall?
Because he is a stick man.
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
Less depresso, more espresso, I'm still depressed, but now I'm fast.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.