Health jokes
The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.
Weirdo: I'm too high to die!
Me: You'll just fall harder.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.
It's a canariel disease, untweetable.
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
I never get off on the wrong foot.
He pimples?
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
Less depresso, more espresso, I'm still depressed, but now I'm fast.
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.