Health jokes
People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
You're an alcoholic!
If I was God, my parents would be anesthetists.
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
My mom told me to be positive...
I was heading to an HIV test.
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.
I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
Herpes? No, I don't want her. Her pees.
Why am I still alive?
Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.