HIV test jokes

HIV

Me: spreading positivity.

Everyone else at the HIV testing center.

Death

What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?

The HIV test results.

Mom

My mom told me to be positive...

I was heading to an HIV test.

Blonde

A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”

Community

Good news...

I took the HIV test and got the 2nd best possible result!

I've never got a test result that high!