HIV test jokes
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?
The HIV test results.
Me: spreading positivity.
Everyone else at the HIV testing center.
What’s the most positive thing in Africa?
Their HIV test.
My mom told me to be positive...
I was heading to an HIV test.
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
My happiest moment in life was getting a positive grade on my H.I.V. test without studying.
So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.
So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...
AIDS?