If I was God, my parents would be anesthetists.
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Listen up, numbskull. The joke is a play on words. "Anesthetists" sounds like "atheists." The joke implies that if God existed, God's parents would not believe in God (atheists). But instead, they would be medical professionals who administer anesthesia, get it? It is like saying God's parents would be people who put people to sleep! You are probably asleep now.