Why do the japanese hate Christmas???

Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population

So Santa fell down the chimney but it was a lit chimney…his names no longer Santa. It’s crisp cringle. Pls send help :).

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney “ your to young to smoke”

yo mama so fat when santa clause went down the chimney he said ho ho hooooly sh*t

A little chimney said: “Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I’m about to smoke!!”

The big chimney said next to him: “Well, your to young to smoke…”

JOE MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SANTA CAME DOWN THE CHIMNEY HE SAID HO HO HOLY CRAP

how did santa fit down the chimney he buterrd it