Chimney Jokes

My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookie and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple kool-aid.

Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh. he never had kids because he comes in the chimney.

Why do the japanese hate Christmas???

Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population

A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!!"

The big chimney said next to him: "Well, your to young to smoke..."