So Santa fell down the chimney but it was a lit chimney...his names no longer Santa. It's crisp cringle. Pls send help :).
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookie and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple kool-aid.
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh. he never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
what did the big chimney say to the little chimney “ your to young to smoke”
how did santa fit down the chimney he buterrd it
Why do the japanese hate Christmas???
Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
your mama is so fat when santa when down the chimney he said ho ho ho holy shit your fatter than me bitch.
JOE MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SANTA CAME DOWN THE CHIMNEY HE SAID HO HO HOLY CRAP
yo mama so fat when santa clause went down the chimney he said ho ho hooooly sh*t
How much does a chimney cost? Its free cause its on the house.
A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!!"
The big chimney said next to him: "Well, your to young to smoke..."
what did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
your too young to smoke!
that's not even a bad joke-
