My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
So Santa fell down the chimney, but it was a lit chimney...his name's no longer Santa. It's Crisp Cringle. Pls send help :)
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic.
your mama is so fat when santa when down the chimney he said ho ho ho holy shit your fatter than me bitch.
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? "You're too young to smoke."
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"
The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."
How did Santa fit down the chimney?
He buttered it.
what did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
your too young to smoke!
that's not even a bad joke-
Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?
Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?
Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.
