My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookie and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple kool-aid.
So Santa fell down the chimney but it was a lit chimney...his names no longer Santa. It's crisp cringle. Pls send help :).
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic
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Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh. he never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney “ your to young to smoke”
yo mama so fat when santa clause went down the chimney he said ho ho hooooly sh*t
How much does a chimney cost? Its free cause its on the house.
A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!!"
The big chimney said next to him: "Well, your to young to smoke..."
how did santa fit down the chimney he buterrd it
what did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
your too young to smoke!
that's not even a bad joke-
LBB- why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys Mummy
His mom- Maybe because your the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus- should’ve been better Little Bear
LLB -help Mummy he’s the Scratchy monster
Shrek- just kidding it’s not Krampus but indeeds Me and Black Donkey instead, and were going to poop on your floor
Duggie- hopefully Marvins doesn’t see us and by the way want some purplish koolaid
Why do the japanese hate Christmas???
Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
