Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, chucklehead. This Ray Palp dude is so dense, he doesn't get that women are screaming his full name 'Ray Palp' because it sounds like they're being assaulted. He thinks he's famous! You're as clueless as he is, probably think asparagus is a fancy instrument.