Chris said to me in P.E that he likes Jacob and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom
Your mom died (indian)
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom
Jacob Colletto
Bro are you a ompaloompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
Roses are red, Voilets are blue, I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo
When I see lover's names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me but everybody tolerates me.
When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup is consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not."
Want to hear a joke about prostitution?
Never mind, it's whoreable :)
How to surprise a blind man; put a plunger in the toilet :)
Ill never forget my grampa's last words, "stop shaking the ladder you cunt"
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If you like penis
wiener
Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.
My gf told me i have to be more in touch with my feminine side. So i crashed the car
what do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces
roses are red, violets are blue, I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo
The only joke my dad ever made was me