Your mom died (indian)

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Bro are you a ompaloompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.

Don’t be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

He’s an Italian plumber Created by the Japanese Who speaks English And looks like a Mexican Jumps like a black man And grabs coins like a Jew

When I see lover’s names carved on a tree, I don’t think it’s sweet. I just think it’s surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup is consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, “I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not.”

Ill never forget my grampa’s last words, “stop shaking the ladder you cunt”

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My gf told me i have to be more in touch with my feminine side. So i crashed the car