Bend over and spell RUN
Your mom died (indian)
Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
Jacob Colletto
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.
When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"
Want to hear a joke about prostitution?
Never mind, it's whoreable :)
How to surprise a blind man; put a plunger in the toilet :)
How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!
Ill never forget my grampa's last words, "stop shaking the ladder you cunt"
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If you like penis
wiener
Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
what do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces
roses are red, violets are blue, I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo