Your mom died (indian)

Bend over and spell RUN

Chris said to me in P.E that he likes Jacob and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom

Jacob likes fucking me and my mom

Jacob Colletto

Bro are you a ompaloompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.

Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

He's an Italian plumber Created by the Japanese Who speaks English And looks like a Mexican Jumps like a black man And grabs coins like a Jew

Roses are red, Voilets are blue, I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo

When I see lover's names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me but everybody tolerates me.

When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup is consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not."

Want to hear a joke about prostitutions?

Never mind, its whoreable :)

How to surprise a blind man; put a plunger in the toilet :)

How to surprise a blind man; put a plunger in the toilet :)

Ill never forget my grampa's last words, "stop shaking the ladder you cunt"

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If you like penis

wiener

Want to hear a joke about prostitusions? Never mind, its whoreable

My gf told me i have to be more in touch with my feminine side. So i crashed the car