New Guy Jokes - Page 7 - Worst Jokes Ever

Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?

But he really saved the History Channel.

Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.

Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?

Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!

Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?

Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.

Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?

Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.

What makes you guys high?

I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.

*True story*

I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"

What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.

Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!

Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?

You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.

Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!

Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.