Obstacle jokes
Why did the Titanic cross the road?
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because he got stuck in a crack.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
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Why did Sally run into a tree?
She is blind.
I used to have a fear of hurdles.
But I got over it.
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.
Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.
Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Why does Trump build a wall?
There’s such a thing as a ladder.
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
Why can't depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are too scared to meet the exit.
I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.