When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,
Then the speed bump starts screaming.
A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a door, and a staircase.
I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
Why can't depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are too scared to meet the exit.
Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."
Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"
The toilet paper tried to cross the road. He couldn't because he was stuck in a crack.
We can't go under it... We can't go over it...
We have to go through it!
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
I used to have a fear of hurdles
But I got over it
What is a Mexican's only obstacle
Border patrol
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
Is that ass a water barrier cos dam🥵
Why can’t the baby cross the road? Walls
What problems might a blind child run into A wall
Why did sally run into a tree? She is blind
Why does trump build a wall? There’s a such thing as a ladder.
