When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,
Then the speed bump starts screaming.
A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a door, and a staircase.
I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
Why can't depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are too scared to meet the exit.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He just couldn't see that well.
Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."
Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"
The toilet paper tried to cross the road. He couldn't because he was stuck in a crack.
A blind man walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and the counter.
We can't go under it...
We can't go over it...
We have to go through it!
The weirdest thing happened to me today. I was driving 50 mph and hit a speed bump and it screamed!
A blind man walked into a bar, a table, and a chair.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because he got stuck in a crack.
I used to have a fear of hurdles.
But I got over it.
Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
What is a Mexican's only obstacle?
Border patrol.
