Obstacle jokes

The kid that died is cut in half, and you see the next trap. It looks like a giant pit that you have to jump over, and you clear it, but you feel something on your back, and you realize that there is a spike that comes up when you jump over. You see the other contestant jump over. You try to warn them to not step over because they would get stabbed, but they ignore you and then get hit by the spike. The next obstacle is a wall that slams on a wall. You wait until the wall closes, and you quickly run through. The next person runs through, and they get to live.

Sorry, this is small. This is also a part two.

Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.

Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?

A blind man walks into a bar.

And a chair.

And a table.

Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.

Why can’t the baby cross the road?

Walls.

What problems might a blind child run into?

A wall.

Q: How do you blind a woman?

A: You put a windshield in front of her.

A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.

Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the street?

Because it got stuck in a crack.

A blind man walked into a bar, a table, and a chair.

The weirdest thing happened to me today. I was driving 50 mph and hit a speed bump and it screamed!

Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

What is a Mexican's only obstacle?

Border patrol.

Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.

Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.

Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.

A blind man walked into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Why did the Titanic cross the road?

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.