Contest Jokes

Two artists had an art contest. -- It ended in a draw.

I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win.

No pun in ten did

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest so i went as a plane, it didn't fly to well with people.

"What does the word 'gay' mean?" asked a son his father.

"It means 'happy'," replied the father.

"Oh," contested the son, "so you are gay then?"

"No, son, I have a wife."

Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.

Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!

A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will. Sadly, no pun InTenDid.

I did a walk today but I had a walk home from a walk walk today but it when

I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters, I think he didn’t like it, because I challenged him to a no hands contest. He said but I don’t have any. He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.

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Why did the African win the food eating contest. Begginers luck.

I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win - however, no pun in ten did.

I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something-I don’t remember. Then I replied TOUCAN play that game. He went silent and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you thick he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one and I ended it by saying, “Ok, lets MOOOOOve on cow[now]” Welp that’s it.

What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?

The Hunger Games!

When I have a staring contest, I always win. Everyday, I see blind people who hate me.