Two artists had an art contest. -- It ended in a draw.
I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win.
No pun in ten did
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest so i went as a plane, it didn't fly to well with people.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters, I think he didn’t like it, because I challenged him to a no hands contest. He said but I don’t have any. He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
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What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
When I have a staring contest, I always win. Everyday, I see blind people who hate me.
2 magicians were in a competition the first one did magic and the second started counting down 3 2 but before he said the last number he 1
Why did the African win the food eating contest. Begginers luck.
I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win - however, no pun in ten did.
Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your BUTT!
when you went to a ugly competition the judges said no professionals aloud
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings...he is being very brave about it though...he is totally unflappable
Mr.beast challenge in Memphis be like last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will. Sadly, no pun InTenDid.
Do you want to hear a joke about Paper? Never mind its Tear-able
My boyfriend entered a retarded contest but they said no Bc they don’t alow perfectionist
