Contest Jokes

Anonymous
in Puns

Two artists had an art contest. -- It ended in a draw.

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Anonymous
in Puns

I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win.

No pun in ten did

Anonymous

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest so i went as a plane, it didn't fly to well with people.

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Anonymous
in Marriage

"What does the word 'gay' mean?" asked a son his father.

"It means 'happy'," replied the father.

"Oh," contested the son, "so you are gay then?"

"No, son, I have a wife."

My friend entered a pun contest. He entered ten, figuring at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.

Anonymous
in Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.

gay for Jules
in Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris and medusa had a staring contest medusa turned to stone

Anonymous

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Yo mama so stupid she had a staring contest with a mirror.

Anonymous
in Puns

A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will. Sadly, no pun InTenDid.

Silxyy

Why did the African win the food eating contest. Begginers luck.

Hi there
in Puns

I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win - however, no pun in ten did.

KAI
in America

I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.

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I entered ten puns in a joke contest to see which one would win.

No pun in ten did.

Anonymous
in Animal

I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something-I don’t remember. Then I replied TOUCAN play that game. He went silent and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you thick he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one and I ended it by saying, “Ok, lets MOOOOOve on cow[now]” Welp that’s it.

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Anonymous

I did a walk today but I had a walk home from a walk walk today but it when

Anonymous
in Animal

There are three men walking down the road and they come across a farm that is for sale. The three men look at each other and put all their money together to buy the farm. On that farm there is a cow a monkey and a bunch of cow food. The men are out of money and the farm is going out of business. One of the men's sees that there is a contest for the biggest cow in the county. They entered the contest but it's so thin. Every time they tried to feed the cattle it would poop and lose weight again, so one of them in suggested that they put a cork up the cows behind. The first guy says okay then go put a cork there. I don't want to do it you do it no you do it. The third guy says let's just get the monkey to do it. And the monkey puts the cork in the couch behind. They win the biggest cow contest and get the money they need to save the farm. The second guy realizes that they need to take the cork out of cow. Guys we need to take the cork out of the cow he says. Well I'm not going to do it you do it, no you do it. The third guy says let's just get the monkey to do it again. So the monkey uncorks a cow. And there was a huge explosion.... a few days later the three men wake up in the hospital. The doctor walks up to the first man what happened he asks the first man replies all I remember is that a horrible sound. The doctor walks up to the second man and asks what happened. All I remember is that horrible smell.... The doctor walks up to the third man and again ask the same question. The third man looks at him and says all I remember is that poor poor monkey trying to put the cork back in.

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Jerusalem
in Roast

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to ugly contest they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed