Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw.
I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win.
No pun in ten did.
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
"What does the word 'gay' mean?" asked a son of his father.
"It means 'happy'," replied the father.
"Oh," contested the son, "so you are gay then?"
"No, son, I have a wife."
Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.
A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
The wiener.
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
I did a walk today, but I had a walk home from a walk. Walk today, but it when.
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
Yo mama's so stupid, she had a staring contest with a mirror.
GIVEAWAAAAAAY!!!
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Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.
Why did the African win the food eating contest?
Beginner's luck.
I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win--however, no pun in ten did.
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.
Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”
Welp, that’s it.
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
