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I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest so i went as a plane, it didn't fly to well with people.

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I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters, I think he didn’t like it, because I challenged him to a no hands contest. He said but I don’t have any. He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.

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2 magicians were in a competition the first one did magic and the second started counting down 3 2 but before he said the last number he 1

I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win - however, no pun in ten did.

My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings...he is being very brave about it though...he is totally unflappable

Why do Republican men hate transgender people?

Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!

A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will. Sadly, no pun InTenDid.