Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod
MichaelSull45
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
Man, I blew 50 bucks in there
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus