Guy jokes
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
I have a joke about time travel, but I'm not gonna share it. You guys didn't like it.
"I met a girl and she's 28."
"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."
- AJR
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
YOOO, does anyone need an ark? I know a guy!
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂