Steamroller jokes

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? -- "Curses! Foil again!"

One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.

I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.

Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.

ok this isn't a joke but it's funny.

Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, It's not what you think, it's a lipton tea bag.

Get your mind out of the gutter.

Curry.

WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥

How do you fit a baby in a bowl? ... A blender... and how do you get it out?

Tortilla chips.

Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.

Technoblade: Speedruns Life.