Steamroller jokes

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? -- "Curses! Foil again!"

One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.

I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.

Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?

- They see me rolling.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said "you know you wanna". Jill said yes, pulled down her dress, and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

What is black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.