Steamroller jokes

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? -- "Curses! Foil again!"

One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.

I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.

Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked if she wanna. Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and they had a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill, now they have a son.

Curry.

WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥

what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?

steamed vegetables.