A man was in a courtroom. The judge said, "What should this man's punishment be?"
A random guy yelled, "Off with his head!"
The judge said, "He shall give head to every man in this room."
The guy yelled, "Wait, that's not what I said!"
A man was in a courtroom. The judge said, "What should this man's punishment be?"
A random guy yelled, "Off with his head!"
The judge said, "He shall give head to every man in this room."
The guy yelled, "Wait, that's not what I said!"
Alright listen up, chucklehead. This joke is funny because the dude in court was yelling for the man to get his head chopped off. But the judge is a sneaky bear, and he used the phrase "give head" in a different way (wink wink nudge nudge). So instead of getting his head chopped off, the man has to do something else with his head, if you catch my drift. And the first dude is like, "whoa, that's not what I meant!" because he didn't think about the double meaning. You probably wouldn't either, you bird brain.
Anonymous
hhaha good one
bloodyboi
thx! ^^
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wish i was that guy fr fr
bloodyboi
Lol
bloodyboi
same tbh\