as i am from south carolina i just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about
them slaves taking credit for everything
dutch person
wanna go to suicide school then time travel to Hitler's bunker and aski him to teach you
what do you call a rich Chinese person cha-ching
ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there
siri "I could not find anything for this question"
guy talking to an Indian therapist
he had a red dot and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said
"I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle"
yo mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice
why is the tower of Pisa leaning because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.