I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.
So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.
I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.
Some dude called me a tool.
So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.
Guess he was right :/
What do you do when you finish a magazine at school? Put another one in and continue!
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own “website.”
How do you get a orphans hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!!
Website: Submit a joke :-)
Me: My life.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
Who is the king of Reddit?
Sam Ryan.
How to tell if you're depressed? You came to a website called "worst jokes ever.com" looking for a quick smile.
Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?
Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.
If you want to get mental damage, visit the site:
https://schlechtewitze.com
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.
your mom
