Website jokes
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
What do you do when you finish a magazine at school? Put another one in and continue!
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own “website.”
Some dude called me a tool.
So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.
Guess he was right :/
So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.
I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.
New.
Why the f was my shooting joke removed? It was funny, and this is obviously a website for morbid humor. WTF, I mean, worstjokesever.com. Come on...
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
Did you know they made a porn site for pirates?
It's called Heavy Arrrrrrg.
This website contains no jokes, only THE FINGER.
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
"Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."
Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
A: The homepage.
Welcome to youtube.com.
Where we treat our patients nicely.
Hi.
Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!
Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.
Hint: Pictures of woman.
Btw, for men only!
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?