I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn't have a homepage.
So, I know that there are a lot of egg YOLKS on this website, and I guess I got BEAT to it, but I'm EGGcited to say EGGsactly what the eggs say. I know I;m bad at this but I hope you will crack up anywat
Some dude called me a tool
So later I got hammered and nailed his gf.
Guess he was right :/
credit to funnydude from laugh factory website lol
Would do you do when you finish a magazine at the school, put another one in and continue
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bolin ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though al research that
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Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop? So that he could design his own “ website “.
How do you get a orphans hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!!
Website: Submit a joke :-) Me: My life.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
Who is the king of Reddit? Sam Ryan
How to tell if your depressed? You came to a website called worst jokes ever . com looking for a quick smile.
Ancestry.com is spelt with an “I” in Alabama.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
I said to Google How do i kill someone then i got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front before you click it it says if you want to kill someone we are the right guys.How the f this get in google
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub? Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.
If you wont to get mental damage, visit the site:
https://schlechtewitze.com
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.
your mom
