Website jokes

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.

How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home!

Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!

What do you do when you finish a magazine at school? Put another one in and continue!

So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.

I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.

I have an account at the website Memedroid.

My name is J0K35FromWJE.

Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).

I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).

Ok here's your joke now...

What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?

"Can I have a pizza that ass?"

New.

Some dude called me a tool.

So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.

Guess he was right :/

So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...

How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.

There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.

I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.

Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?

So that he could design his own “website.”

Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is yours, Facebook will do.

Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?

Website: Submit a joke :-)

Me: My life.

What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.

I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.

Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.

Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."

I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.

Your mom dot com.

Hey guys, sorry to bother you but search "Izzy" on the search thingy on the website, thank you!