Partners in Crime

Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained chucklehead. The joke is that when a dude calls his girlfriend his "partner in crime," it sounds like they're doing illegal stuff together. But the punchline is that she's underage, which implies the illegal stuff is with a minor. Do you get it? I know you don't, but it's time for a fact, idiot. Bears can smell food from up to 20 miles away. Now think about how far away you smell, and do the math.