Stalin's Paranoia

A man goes into the streets of Moscow and yells, “I am tired of this guy with a silly mustache and stupid rules being a leader!”

A soldier heard him, so he goes and catches him. Later, he brings the man to Stalin. The soldier says to Stalin what happened and Stalin asks the man, “Who were you thinking about when you yelled in the streets?”

The man responds, “Of course, I was thinking about Hitler!”

Stalin lets him go, but then he stops the soldier and says, “Who were YOU thinking about?”

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up buttercup. This joke is about how Stalin was a paranoid dictator. The joke is that Stalin asks the man who he was thinking about, but then he asks the soldier who HE was thinking about. Because Stalin assumes everyone is always thinking about him. It's like, get over yourself, dude! This is a dark joke because, like, people died under Stalin's rule. I bet you would have died too, you are not very smart.

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