After long consideration, I’ve decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
Friend: did your tattoos hurt Me: nah not really Friend: What did they feel like Me: 7th grade Friend:😶😶😨😰😰😰😨
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
Why did Shakespeare only write using quills? Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.
Why did the farmer name his pig ink? Because he kept on running out of the pen.
Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?
He got inked up.
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
I brought a new pen that can write underwater, it can also write other words.
i called the suicide hotline and he suggested i drew on myself to distract myself. i replied id get ink poisoning
wouldnt recommend the police came
Why did the pen stop writing? CAUSE THE PEN WASNT VERY DEPENDABLE
what game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
tic tac toe.
Why is hangman always done in black ink? To make it more realistic
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen? Because it’s pointless
What do pigs and ink have in common? They both go in a pen
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets! UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!! Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE! Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematoriom you're doing "a good job" do it at home and your "destroying evidence." Error sans: every time you make a typo, the errorists win..
i will remember my classmates last word: ahh my pens ink spilled on my computer
Cradles-By Sub Urban and watersharky Music Productions- I live inside my own world of make-believe Kids screaming in their cradles, profanities I see the world through eyes covered in ink and bleach Cross out the ones who heard my cries and watched me weep I love everything Fire's spreading all around my room My world's so bright It's hard to breathe but that's alright Hush Shh Tape my eyes open to force reality (oh no, no) Why can't you just let me eat my weight in glee? I live inside my own world of make-believe Kids screaming in their cradles, profanities Some days I feel skinnier than all the other days And some days I can't tell if my body belongs to me I love everything Fire's spreading all around my room My world's so bright It's hard to breathe but that's alright Hush Shh I wanna taste your content Hold your breath and feel the tension Devils hide behind redemption Honesty is a one-way gate to hell I wanna taste consumption Breathe faster to waste oxygen Hear the children sing aloud It's music 'til the wick burns out Hush Just wanna be care free lately, yeah Just kicking up daisies Got one too many quarters in my pockets Count 'em like the four-leaf clovers in my locket Untied laces, yeah Just tripping on daydreams Got dirty little lullabies playing on repeat Might as well just rot around the nursery and count sheep
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