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Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?

He got inked up.

Sans: I like eating ketchup, don’t believe me? It’s ASRIEL as it gets! UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!! Ink sans: umm lust? That’s INKAPPROPRIATE! Fell sans: I hate these double standards…if you burn a body at a crematoriom you’re doing “a good job” do it at home and your “destroying evidence.” Error sans: every time you make a typo, the errorists win…

What do pigs and ink have in common? They both go in a pen

Why did the farmer name his pig ink? Because he kept on running out of the pen.