Breakfast Contest

  • I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.

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    Alright, listen up, chucklehead. So, the sister is running a contest where married dudes gotta lick her lady bits and guess what she ate for breakfast. Whoever gets it right wins a free BJ. The dude telling the story is super proud because his sister thinks she invented this game. But guess what, genius? This ain't no new thing; it's an old joke. You probably think you are smart too but I bet you can't even spell the word 'smrat'.

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  • Comments (6)

  • I'm not a married man but I would surely be apart of that contest

    Ok, how do I get in contract with you ?

    Anonymous

    I'm not a married man but I would surely be apart of that contest

    How do I get in contact with you ?

    Anonymous

    Ok, how do I get in contract with you ?

    What is your IG ?

    Lofty River Otter

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