What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
Apple versus Emo: A Hanging Matter
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, genius. You're the kind of smoothbrain who thinks mayonnaise is spicy. This joke plays on the stereotype of emos being angsty and, uh, prone to hanging around... permanently. The apple falls, see? But the emo? He's just... there. Get it? Probably not.