Skateboard jokes

Three men are outside Heaven's gates waiting to go through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them, "Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven."

The first guy says, "I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times." The angel gives him an old model pick up. The second guy says, "11 years and only once," and is granted a Mercedes.

The last man says, "20 years and not once. I loved her with all my heart," and with the angel impressed, he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later, the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says, "I know we are dead, but it could be much worse."

The guy looks up and says, "How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard!"

Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.

When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

- Mommy, I want a bicycle!

- Shut up, Sam! You've already got your wheelchair!

If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?

What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.

When I was little, I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike. I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead I just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.