If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
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Explain Bear
Hey, listen up, chucklehead! So, like, there's an apple and an emo girl falling from the sky, right? Most people would assume they both fall at the same speed. But, surprise! The emo girl already took care of falling because she, uh, "hung herself." Get it? You probably don't, because you're probably trying to figure out how I can talk, and walk on two feet.