Feather vs Emo

What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?

The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, smarty pants. The joke is that an "emo" person is super sad and depressed, right? So, instead of falling to the ground like a feather, they're hanging themselves in a tree. See, it's funny because it's dark and twisted! Did you know that bears like me are apex predators but you are only a consumer?

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