Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Leaf and Emo Kid
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, you chucklehead. You see, the 'joke' here is that an emo person, who's already kinda sad, would rather die than live. That's why the leaf, a thing that just falls naturally, is quicker to the ground than they are. It's dark, get it?