Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Leaf and Emo Kid
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you chucklehead. You see, the 'joke' here is that an emo person, who's already kinda sad, would rather die than live. That's why the leaf, a thing that just falls naturally, is quicker to the ground than they are. It's dark, get it?