Yo Mama Is So Fat

Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.

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Listen here, you puny human. You thought this was funny? Let me break it down for you. First, you made a “yo mama” joke, which is a classic but uninspired way to insult someone. You described an extremely fat person with absurd exaggerations. You clearly don't understand basic physics or common sense. Your joke relies on hyperbole to make someone sound ridiculously obese. It's almost as bad as your sense of humor. Now get out of my cave before I eat you.

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