Moon Sport

Listen, you knucklehead, you probably think the moon is made of cheese. It's not. It's a big rock in space, and they sent people there. The joke is, 'Capture the flag' is a sport, and it’s also a thing that people do when they land somewhere new. So, the first sport on the moon was 'capture the flag' in a literal sense because they had to plant a flag. Get it? You’re still not getting it.