What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
Moon Sport
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen, you knucklehead, you probably think the moon is made of cheese. It's not. It's a big rock in space, and they sent people there. The joke is, 'Capture the flag' is a sport, and it’s also a thing that people do when they land somewhere new. So, the first sport on the moon was 'capture the flag' in a literal sense because they had to plant a flag. Get it? You’re still not getting it.