hi
friend
I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
Yo mama is so fat she jumped to the air and got stuck
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up
My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.