Skydiving Parachute

Listen here, you chucklehead. You clearly have no understanding of basic physics or even what happens when you jump out of a plane. You think that because you jump once that is all that there is to it, but let me tell you, there is this thing called gravity that is constantly pulling you down. No parachute on the first jump means you splat. The first time only works once, and you obviously know less than a bear. Next time bring me some honey so I can make this easier on you.