Black Hole jokes
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
I like balls.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
Stephen Hawking died.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar. Just kidding :(