Black Hole jokes
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar. Just kidding :(
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His shoulder.
RIP Stephen Hawking who was buried today... he did always love black holes.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
Stephen Hawking died.
I like balls.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
Who is Stephen Hawking?
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!