Black Hole

Black Hole Jokes

Woman

Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.

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  • Fact

    Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!

    Year

    Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?

    What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.

    Stephen Hawking

    Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈

    Cop

    *trigger alert*

    Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?

    Because there were too many black holes.

    Hole

    Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?

    Star

    How do stars get their name?

    By a black hole because it's sueeeee!

    Africa

    Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!