Black Hole jokes
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
Stephen Hawking died.
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
I like balls.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His shoulder.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.