Why God did create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people, and less fun.
God you're more toxic than white phosphorus.
What did god say when he created the first black person? Behold, this specimen of divine integrity
Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B
your so ugly that Everytime you look up in the sky god says sorry can't help you
Ohh my god its a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin noseeee!!!!
God promised John that if he came 1st he would get an eternal life but instead he came 5th and got a kettle!
IN 2011 Steven hawking said god didn’t exist in 2018 god said Steven hawking didn’t exist xx 😂😂
Stephen Hawkings said there is no God 2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawkings
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
Cause she was transgender.
[god creating Asians] “aliright and the design is finished, see our new model the Asian. It has no hair at all”. Angel asks “does it eat normal food”?, god replies, “ (chuckling) oh no not at all.
The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, there’s gonna be a floody-floody Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy Get this animals👏out of the arky-arky “Leave me alone”
pray too god her inside her head i'm scared of god
I asked God why does no body like me he showed a reflection of my self
what did God say to the good shepherd? Nothing
So dark Many jokes about orphans God this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans
I wish everyone spoke to eachother the way god did
A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion "What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, I'm next in line for the Monsignor's job." replied the Priest.
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, next I can become Bishop." said the Priest.
"Yes, and then?" asked the Rabbi.
"If I work real hard and do a good job as Bishop, it's possible for me to become an Archbishop." said the Priest.
"O.K., then what?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest, beginning to get a bit exasperated replied, "With some luck and real hard work, maybe I can become a Cardinal."
"And then?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest is really starting to get mad now and replies, "With lots and lots of luck and some real difficult work and if I'm in the right places at the right times and play my political games just right, maybe, just maybe, I can get elected Pope."
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Good grief!" shouted the Priest. "What do you expect me to become, GOD?"
"Well," said the Rabbi, "One of our boys made it!"
