POV: Orphans rule the world.
God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.
The orphan: Waaaaaa!
Orphan's New Dad
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you chucklehead. This 'joke' is saying orphans are in charge, right? Then it says God tells an orphan he's their dad, and then *poof*! God's gone. Get it? The orphan's sad because they finally got a dad and then he dipped faster than you dip into a bag of chips, which, knowing your physique, is pretty dang fast!